The Killer’s Mr. Brightside entirely in strings.

shared 5 hours ago on September/2/2014, with 48,891 notes.
reblogged from blushingcolfer, originally from polterghast.

Dear Mr. Potter,

We are pleased to inform that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.

Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall,

Deputy Headmistress 

shared 5 hours ago on September/1/2014, with 8,876 notes.
reblogged from kingthraanduil, originally from strydering.


"aesthetic" is a very good word, important word. "i love the fifties." no you don’t the fifties kinda TOTALLY SUCKED for many human beings in America. "i love fifties aesthetic" well then, awesome. go you with your bright blocks of color and cute skirts and mini jackets and hair poufs. 

shared 1 week ago on August/21/2014, with 93,061 notes.
reblogged from thescottisheyebrows, originally from pansiesrosemaryviolence.




Yesterday I learned that tampons were not originally created for ~feminine hygiene~ but for plugging up bullet wounds for WW1 and the nurses started using them and were like actually this is p effective and voila tampons thanks WW1

so what you’re saying is that tampon commercials should be shot like war films


shared 1 week ago on August/21/2014, with 196,791 notes.
reblogged from thescottisheyebrows, originally from vvvallyvvest.



Send me one of these and I’ll answer.

  • HYE have you ever?
  • FMK fuck marry kill (with three names)
  • KHC kiss hug cuddle (with three names)
  • AMA ask me anything
  • HON hot or not?
  • WWY well would you?
  • WYR would you rather?
  • TOD truth or dare?
  • SMW ship me with? (send me ships)
  • TOT this or that?
  • WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify)
shared 2 weeks ago on August/19/2014, with 162,925 notes.
reblogged from nicolattea, originally from kol-calamity.

Turn Ons:

  • Intimacy. Hold my waist. Stroke my neck. Kiss my forehead. Hold my hand. 
  • Maturity. Patience is amazing. A prize will come to you when the time is right. Its called falling in love. Waiting is hard. But worth it. 
  • Honesty. I don’t care what you’ve done. I care about what you will do in the future. Be honest with me, I’ll be honest with you. 
  • Care. Because not many people give a crap about anything anymore.

shared 2 weeks ago on August/18/2014, with 504,167 notes.
reblogged from aviodthesun, originally from itskaiii.


RIP Robin Williams (1951-2014)

shared 3 weeks ago on August/12/2014, with 857 notes.
reblogged from zavocado, originally from breakfastwithponds.



all everyone is doing is making shitty textposts hoping people will put it on an anime screencap its like tumblr impaled itself on its own meme


shared 3 weeks ago on August/11/2014, with 15,328 notes.
reblogged from limbpickle, originally from kumagawa.


Sit or Squat, Where to Wee, Toilet Finder, and Bathroom Scout are all apps that can help you locate a bathroom, and the Fake Shower app will help you drown out embarrassing noises by mimicking the sound of running water.


shared 3 weeks ago on August/11/2014, with 2,856 notes.
reblogged from did-you-kno,



aaaand now I’m crying.

This one. This is the one that did me in.

shared 3 weeks ago on August/11/2014, with 253,749 notes.
reblogged from ugh-glee, originally from riversnogs.